saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(via jennamelinda12)

caitlynsfeels:

theanti90smovement:

i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal 

basically the young adult section of any bookstore 

(via ilovethemayhemmorethanthelove)

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

(via a-summer-child)

amandagoodbyeness:

if pizza made you skinnier id probably disappear 

(via imgoingtoheckforthis)

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

(via fioraah)

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

— Robert Frost (via kushandwizdom)
king-kri:

alpha-ian:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one. [theflyhater]


ok fuck u

Fuck

Literally watched this for 5 minutes. I hate you. king-kri:

alpha-ian:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one. [theflyhater]


ok fuck u

Fuck

Literally watched this for 5 minutes. I hate you.

king-kri:

alpha-ian:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

ok fuck u

Fuck

Literally watched this for 5 minutes. I hate you.

(via minto-the-pieknight)

nobodyontheice:

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

Scientifically and psychologically speaking, long periods of physical contact or just closeness stimulate chemicals in the brain that promote trust. If you’ve ever slept while cuddling somebody you just met, you know how incredibly comfortable you feel with them after you wake up, as if you’ve known each other for years. So yes, a long nap together is actually the ideal date if your goal is a relationship based on trust.

(via m0nochromaticism)

xzdp:

fackinggcody:

  • send her good morning texts
  • grab the booty next
  • feed her pizza before sex

Words to live by.

(via level80warlock)

third-eyes:

whatactuallyhappens:

gypsylolita:

Agate Nails by basecoat-topcoat

that pretty dope

(via disquietous)

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

(via linkthevaporeon)

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

(via linkthevaporeon)

okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

(via linkthevaporeon)